What is your best roses are red violets are blue poem?

July 2nd, 2010 | by admin |

Mine is roses are red violets are blue why did you eat my poo

lol ok…

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got 5 fingers

and the middle one’s for you! :)
(not really…just answering ur question!)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nobody loves you
As much as I do!
(My daughter taught me that one)

  1. 5 Responses to “What is your best roses are red violets are blue poem?”

  2. By Jenaaa. Poo on Jul 2, 2010 | Reply

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    this is a f*cked up question.
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  3. By scruffycat on Jul 2, 2010 | Reply

    I didn’t make this one up, myself, but it’s my favorite version of the poem:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I’m schizophrenic
    And so am I.
    References :

  4. By Melissa on Jul 2, 2010 | Reply

    lol ok…

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I’ve got 5 fingers
    and the middle one’s for you! :)
    (not really…just answering ur question!)

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Nobody loves you
    As much as I do!
    (My daughter taught me that one)
    References :

  5. By GTB on Jul 2, 2010 | Reply

    The last horse in the race was hopelessly doomed to failure when the jockey whispered something in the horse’s ear. The horse bolted and finished first.

    When asked what he did, the jocky stated he recited this poetry:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Horses that lose
    Are made into glue

    He went on to say it works every time!
    References :

  6. By shooter1 on Jul 2, 2010 | Reply

    One of my favorites:

    Roses are red,
    Violets are purple.
    Sugar makes you sticky
    But not like syrup’ll.

    Sorry. I’m better at Mary had a little lamb.

    Good luck and enjoy!
    References :

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